Last updated May 5th, 2026

I'm sure I'll be writing a new journal entry. This has been the absolute WILDEST YEAR OF MY ENTIRE LIFE and it shows no sign of slowing down.

- Melody

Welcome to my weird little corner of the internet. Let's chat about Aerosmith, poetry, or existential yearning.

I completely gave up on the mobile site. You prob gonna wanna switch to desktop mode and suffer along with me.

Warning! Autoplaying audio throughout the site. I'ma remove it all ASAP.

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Proceed?

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